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BIDEN CAMPAIGNS WITH KAMALA

LOS ANGELES.–President Joe Biden, 81, stepped on stage today in Upper Marboro, Md., in the most bizarre situation imaginable after his 59-year-old Vice President Kamala Harris forced him out of the 2024 campaign. Kamala praised Biden up one side and down the...

UKRAINE SEIZES RUSSIAN BORDER TOWN

LOS ANGELES.–Congratulating himself for his latest conquest in Russia, Ukraine’s 46-year-old Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky thanked his troops for capturing another Russian town, this time giving Ukrainian forces a sizable foothold in Russian territory....

BERNIE CALLS TRUMP A FASCIST

LOS ANGELES.–After tossing his friend 81-year-old President Joe Biden under the buss, 82-year-old Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) called 78-year-old President Donald Trump a fascist, all because he questioned the crowd size reported at 59-year-old Vice President...

ZELENSKY TAKES BATTLE TO PUTIN

LOS ANGELES.–Ukraine’s 46-year-old President Volodymyr Zelensky took a page out of 71-year-old Russian President Vladimir Putin’s playbook, invading the eastern Kurk border region, creating some much needed PR for Ukraine while it battles a three-year war with...

U.S. COMMITS $20 BILLION TO ISRAEL

In case there was any doubt, the U.S. committed $20 billion to Israeli security despite the nationwide pro-Palestine protests that demand that the U.S. government stop supplying Israel with weapons. But for those that don’t get the U.S. relationship with Israel, it...