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RUSSIAN THREAT FUELS EUROPEAN DRAFT

LOS ANGELES.–As Democrats from all stripes admit that 81-year-old President Joe Biden isn’t fit for four more years, some NATO countries, including Scandinavia and the Baltic States, have quietly reintroduced a military draft due to heightened concerns about...

GERSHKOWITZ HEADS TO PENAL COLONY

LOS ANGELES.–Sentenced to 16 years July 19 in Yakersinburg, 1,200 miles east of Moscow, for spying, 32-year-old Wall Street Journal reporters Evan Gershkovich has little hope of getting out of Russian custody anytime soon with 81-year-old President Joe Biden...

ZELESNKY HEDGES BETS ON TRUMP

LOS ANGELES.–Ukraine’s 46-year-old President Volodymyr Zelensky called former President Donald Trump now that forecasters say 81-year-old President Joe Biden won’t be president in the near future. Zelensky, more than anything, wants U.S. cash to continue funding...

LAVROV SAYS VANCE ON RIGHT TRACK

LOS ANGELES.–Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov, 74, weighed in on the U.S. presidential race, a real no-no for any Russian politician knowing how it can be used against a candidate by the U.S. press. Lavrov agreed wholeheartedly with 39-year-old GOP Vice...

BIDEN HANGS BY A THREAD

LOS ANGELES.–Just as 78-year-old President Donald Trump accepted the GOP nomination in the most lengthy, entertaining acceptance speech in U.S. history, 81-year-old President Joe Biden finds himself convalescing at his Rehoboth, De. vacation home with his third...