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KAMALA COVERED UP BIDEN’S DISABILITY

LOS ANGELES.–Only one day before 81-year-old President Joe Biden ended his 2024 bid for reelection, 59-year-old Kamala Harris said she can vouch personally for Joe’s mental sharpness and fitness for serve another term. Kamala’s statements remained consistent for...

KAMALA DEFENDED BY HER HUSBAND

LOS ANGELES.–Vice President Kamala Harris, 59, was euphoric about becoming heir apparent to 81-year-old Joe Biden who dropped out of the 2024 race July 21, only to find herself embroiled in the rough-and-tumble of the campaign. Already slamming Trump for...

CHEATLE RESIGNS IN DISGRACE

LOS ANGELES.–Resigning in disgrace since the near assassination of 78-year-old GOP nominee former President Donald Trump, 51-year-old Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle refused to answer the many questions posed on the House Oversight and Accountability...

DEMOCRATS EUPHORIC OVER KAMALA

LIOS ANGELES.–Democrats breathed a big sigh of relief when 81-year-old President Joe Biden ended his 2024 bid yesterday with Democrats calling him a true patriot for deciding to pass the torch to 58-year-old Vice President Kamala Harris. Euphoria swept over the...

TRUMP’S PRESENCE ALREADY FELT IN KIEV

LOS ANGELES.–President Joe Biden, 81, set an earthquake going in the Democrat Party announcing yesterday that he would withdraw from the 2024 presidential race, endorsing his 58-year-old Vice President Kamala Harris. Biden was forced out of the race by his once...

BIDEN PASSES THE TORCH TO HARRIS

LOS ANGELES.–President Joe Biden, 81, threw in the towel and passed the torch today to 58-year-old Vice President Kamala Harris, the only national politician with lower approval ratings [38%] than his. Democrats acted euphoric that Biden gave up his 2024 bid,...

RUSSIAN THREAT FUELS EUROPEAN DRAFT

LOS ANGELES.–As Democrats from all stripes admit that 81-year-old President Joe Biden isn’t fit for four more years, some NATO countries, including Scandinavia and the Baltic States, have quietly reintroduced a military draft due to heightened concerns about...

GERSHKOWITZ HEADS TO PENAL COLONY

LOS ANGELES.–Sentenced to 16 years July 19 in Yakersinburg, 1,200 miles east of Moscow, for spying, 32-year-old Wall Street Journal reporters Evan Gershkovich has little hope of getting out of Russian custody anytime soon with 81-year-old President Joe Biden...

ZELESNKY HEDGES BETS ON TRUMP

LOS ANGELES.–Ukraine’s 46-year-old President Volodymyr Zelensky called former President Donald Trump now that forecasters say 81-year-old President Joe Biden won’t be president in the near future. Zelensky, more than anything, wants U.S. cash to continue funding...

LAVROV SAYS VANCE ON RIGHT TRACK

LOS ANGELES.–Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov, 74, weighed in on the U.S. presidential race, a real no-no for any Russian politician knowing how it can be used against a candidate by the U.S. press. Lavrov agreed wholeheartedly with 39-year-old GOP Vice...