TRUMP TAKES CREDIT FOR LOWER EGG PRICES

by | Apr 20, 2025

LOS ANGELES.–President Donald Trump on the day before Easter said that egg prices and inventories are down just in time for the holiday where decorating eggs have become a tradition. When Trump ran in 2024, he promised on taking office to lower egg and grocery...

POLLSTER SEES AOC AS 2028 FRONT-RUNNER

by | Apr 19, 2025

LOS ANGELES.–Democrat pollster Nate Silver, 47, who got the 2024 election completely wrong, now hazards a prediction about who’s the front-runner in the distant 2028 Democrat race for his Party’s nomination.  “She was going to be my first pick, and I can’t...

MASS SHOOTING AT FLORIDA STATE

by | Apr 18, 2025

LOS ANGELES.–Twenty-year-old Florida State University student Phoenix Ikner went ballistic April 17, killing two and injuring six seriously at the student union.  Phoenix was the stepson of Leon County Sheriff’s officer Jessica Ikner, using her spare guns to...

TRUMP GROWS IMPATIENT WITH CEASEFIRE

by | Apr 18, 2025

LOS ANGELES.–Secretary of State Marco Rubio, 53, said if there’s not some movement on a ceasefire agreement in Ukraine soon, the White House could walk away from the talks.  “If it is not possible to end the war in Ukraine, we need to move on,” Rubio told...

MENENDEZ BROTHERS GET DAY IN COURT

by | Apr 17, 2025

LOS ANGELES.–Getting their resentencing hearing over the objections 61-year-old Los Angeles District Atty. Nathan Hochman, Lyle and Erik Menendez hoped to get their day in court to prove they were worthy of resentencing and release after 35 years in custody for...