TRUMP CLOSER TO UKRAINE PEACE DEAL

LOS ANGELES.–Inching his way to a Ukraine peace deal, 78-year-old President Donald Trump has told the Kremlin that Ukraine will not become a member of NATO no matter how much Ukraine’s 47-year-old President Volodymyr Zelensky pushes for it.  Trump reassurance...

ZELENSKY’S FAKE EASTER MESSAGE

LOS ANGELES.–Ukraine’s 47-year-old President Volodymyr Zelensky asked his fellow citizens to not give up on eventual peace in Ukraine but to keep up the faith during 2,152 days of war.  Zelensky wants more patience from the Ukrainian people, not knowing the...

ROVE SLAMS TRUMP’S 100 DAYS

LOS ANGELES.–Karl Rove, 74, former President George W. Bush chief strategist, slammed 78-year-old President Donald Trump for not delivering in his first hundred days on lower prices and a stronger economy.  No fan of Trump, Rove predicted in the 2024 election...

TRUMP TAKES CREDIT FOR LOWER EGG PRICES

LOS ANGELES.–President Donald Trump on the day before Easter said that egg prices and inventories are down just in time for the holiday where decorating eggs have become a tradition. When Trump ran in 2024, he promised on taking office to lower egg and grocery...

POLLSTER SEES AOC AS 2028 FRONT-RUNNER

LOS ANGELES.–Democrat pollster Nate Silver, 47, who got the 2024 election completely wrong, now hazards a prediction about who’s the front-runner in the distant 2028 Democrat race for his Party’s nomination.  “She was going to be my first pick, and I can’t...