TRUMP SAYS ZELENSKY NOT NEEDED IN TALKS

LOS ANGELES.–President Donald Trump, 78, said that Ukraine’s 47-year-old President Volodymyr Zelensky should “get together” with 72-year-old Russian President Vladimir Putin but there’s no rush to get the Ukrainian leader involved.  While it’s true that Ukraine...

ZELENSKY DEMANDS NATO MEMBERSHIP

LOS ANGELES.–Producing another fake poll that shows him with 63% approval ratings, 47-year-old President Volodymyr Zelensky’s continues to demand NATO membership, making a phony statement that he would step down in exchange for membership.  Zelensky has been...

SCHOLZ AND ZELENSKY PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE

LOS ANGELES.–German Chancellor Olaf Scholz, 66. and 47-year-old Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky pledged their undying loyalty to the cause of beating back 72-year-old Russian President Vladimir Putin, only one day before Scholz gets bounced out of...

TRUMP TO MEET MACRON AND STARMER

LOS ANGELES.–President Donald Trump, 78, is due to meet 47-year-old French President Emmanuel Macron Monday and 62-year-old British Prime Minister Keir Starmer, both of whom ardent supporters of 47-year-old Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky.  Zelensky...

UKRAINIANS BACK ZELENSKY FOR NOW

LOS ANGELES.–When 78-year-old President Donald Trump said the 47-year-old Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky had low approval ratings, the fake news responded with Kiev International Institute of Sociology confirming a recent poll showing Zelensky with 57%. ...